Freehost Fuckovers: Killing Ads, etc


Contents
Tripod
Prohosting
Geocities
Angelfire
NBCi
NameZero
50megs.com
FortuneCity
HomeStead
ezboard
Netfirms
Freeservers.com
Redrival
vr9.com


Tripod

     Replace your <body> tag with the following JavaScript -

<script language="javascript">
<!--
var bo='<BO';
var dy='DY>';
document.write(bo+dy);
//-->
</script>

~Parasyte


Prohosting

     Replace your <body> tag with the following JavaScript -

<script language="javascript">
<!--
var bo='<BO';
var dy='DY>';
document.write(bo+dy);
//-->
</script>

Then put the following at the VERY END of your html file.

<B><script language="javascript">
<!--
var scr='<SCR';
var ipt='IPT LANGUAGE="JAWASCRIPT">';
document.write(scr+ipt);
//-->
</script>

~Parasyte
Prohosting (Alternate)

     Insert the following BEFORE your <body> tag.

<script language="javascript">
<!--
document.write('<scr'+'ipt language="jawascript">');
//-->
</script>
<body dummytag>
</body>
</script>

~Parasyte


Geocities

     Simply insert a <title> tag at the VERY END of your html file.

~Parasyte


Angelfire

     Replace your <body> tag with the following JavaScript -

<script language="javascript">
<!--
var bo='<BO';
var dy='DY>';
document.write(bo+dy);
//-->
</script>


~Parasyte
Angelfire (Alternate)

     Insert the following BEFORE your <html> tag.

<script language="Javascript">
<!--
eval(unescape('%66%75%6E%63%74%69%6F%6E%20%53%63%7 2%65%65%6E%49%74%28%75%72%6C%2C%6E%61%6D%65%2C%70% 61%72%6D%29%7B%0D%0A%69%66%28%75%72%6C%2E%69%6E%64 %65%78%4F%66%28%22%2F%73%79%73%2F%70%6F%70%75%70%5 F%73%6F%75%72%63%65%2E%73%68%74%6D%6C%3F%43%61%74% 65%67%6F%72%79%3D%22%29%21%3D%2D%31%29%20%72%65%74 %75%72%6E%20%66%61%6C%73%65%3B%0D%0A%72%65%74%75%7 2%6E%20%77%69%6E%64%6F%77%2E%58%6F%70%65%6E%28%75% 72%6C%2C%6E%61%6D%65%2C%70%61%72%6D%29%3B%0D%0A%7D %0D%0A%77%69%6E%64%6F%77%2E%58%6F%70%65%6E%3D%77%6 9%6E%64%6F%77%2E%6F%70%65%6E%3B%20%20%77%69%6E%64% 6F%77%2E%6F%70%65%6E%3D%53%63%72%65%65%6E%49%74%3B '));
//-->
</script>

~Sax


NBCi

     Put the following JavaScript inside the <head> and </head> tags

<script language="javascript">
<!--
if (document.location != top.document.location) {
top.document.location = document.location;
}
//-->
</script>

~Parasyte


NameZero

     Put the following JavaScript inside the <head> and </head> tags

<script language="javascript">
<!--
if (document.location != top.document.location) {
top.document.location = document.location;
}
//-->
</script>

~Parasyte


50megs.com

     50megs is troublesome. The only way I know of to kill the banners is by overwriting the entire page using the document.write JavaScript method. First, put the following bold text into your body tag -

<body onLoad="writePage();">

    Next, you have to put your html into javascript format. Here's an example -

<script language="javascript">
<!--
function writePage() {
document.writeln('<html>');
document.writeln('<head>');
document.writeln('<title>no one is home</title>');
document.writeln('</head>');
document.writeln('<body>');
document.writeln('go away');
document.writeln('</body>');
document.writeln('</html>');
}
//-->
</script>

    Just make sure that if you ever use an apostrophe, you have to put a \ in front of it. Example -

document.writeln('I\'m Here!');

    Good luck with this one! it's not easy to conquer.

~Parasyte
50megs.com (Alternate)

     Between <head> and </head> put:

<style>
<!--
iframe { visibility: hidden ; display: none ; width: 0 ; height: 0 }
-->
</style>

~Goldenboy


FortuneCity

     Replace your <body> tag with the following JavaScript -

<script language="javascript">
<!--
var bo='<BO';
var dy='DY>';
document.write(bo+dy);
//-->
</script>

~Parasyte


HomeStead

     Put the following JavaScript inside the <head> and </head> tags

<script language="javascript">
<!--
if (document.location != top.document.location) {
top.document.location = document.location;
}
//-->
</script>

~Parasyte


ezboard

     With a little tricky manipulation, you can kill those dumbass banners at the top of all your ezboard pages. first, go into the Advanced thing in your CP. In the <body input box put:

>
<table border=0 width=95% cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0>
<tr><td>
<table border=0 cellspacing=1 cellpadding=2 width=100%><tr><td>
<table border=0 width=100%><tr><td colspan=2><h4><font color=#FF0000>
<script language="jawascript">
<!--

Then in your General settings, add </script> to the beginning of your ezboard Name. The only downside to using this method is that </script> will appear in the title bar. To take care of that, add this javascript in the Advanced Settings. I put it between the <head> and </head> tags, but it can probably be put anywhere.

<script language="javascript">
<!--
document.title='Your ezboard Title Here';
//-->
</script>
Note: I haven't tested this with using a banner image and such. In theory, whatever doesn't show up at the top of the page but you want there, you can add into that <body area. That includes banners and even a special navbar or somethin if you wanna get fancy.

~Viper
ezboard (Alternate)

     In the <body text box...

><noscript

In the heading text box (where your announcements and banners go)...

</noscript>
<!--your banner/heading coding will go here (minus the comments, heheh)-->

~Goldenboy


Netfirms

     Replace <html><head> with:

<TEXTAREA STYLE="visibility:hidden; display:none"><HTML>
<HEAD>
</TEXTAREA><script language="javascript">
<!--
document.write('<HT'+'ML>'+'<HE'+'AD>');
//-->
</SCRIPT>

After </html> put:

<TEXTAREA STYLE="visibility:hidden; display:none">
<BODY>
</TEXTAREA>

~Viper


Freeservers.com

     Between <head> and </head> put:

<style>
<!--
iframe { visibility: hidden ; display: none ; width: 0 ; height: 0 }
-->
</style>

~Goldenboy


Redrival

     Put this right before </body>:

<script language="jabbascript">

~Viper


vr9.com

     Put this at the VERY END of your html file (I recommend encoding a document.write js for it):

<script language="assrammerscript">

~Viper