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| Fuck The Auto Industry | 11/2/13 |
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Fuck the car companies. Fuck the greedy, lazy, union assholes that build the cars. Fuck the people that selling them. Fuck the retards that buy the ugliest cars ever made in the ugliest colors. Fuck the people that give financing to people who have no business owning vehicles they can't afford. Fuck the high end rides and the rich trouser stains that throw away money on them to compensate for their tiny dicks. Yeah, it's one of those days. I just heard something about Toyota discontinuing the FJ Cruiser after 2014. You know. Maybe if you didn't force that ugly fucking white roof on everyone, you'd sell a few more, ASSHOLES! They only make about 2500 per year in a solid color, and they only make one color like that per year. I swear it's like pulling teeth to get any options at all when buying a new vehicle. Dealers don't even want to get you the color you want half the time. You can't get leather on small trucks. They barely have color options for the interior of anything! You can't get a regular cab F-150 with a V8 even though I have a goddamn Ranger with one in it, so it's obviously possible from an engineering standpoint. These fuckin assholes expect people to spend 30, 40, 80 grand on a car and won't even build it the way we want it. Then the dealers think they can tattoo the fuckin vehicles they sell? I don't know who I hate more: the dealers that stick that name plate on ass end of the vehicles they sell, or the idiots who actually let them get away with it. Why the fuck would you let some asshole advertise on your new ride? You sure as hell aren't getting paid for it. Let them take out a fuckin TV commercial like everybody else. That's another thing that pisses me off. All you hear all day long on TV and radio are these fucking dealerships advertising. Everywhere you look in town there's another car dealer. They're worse than fucking Starbucks! You can't even tell what brand they're dealing half the time because the lot is half full of random shit people traded in. Isn't the economy still in the shitter too? How the hell are all these dealerships still open and still affording to advertise in the first place? Somehow, I wouldn't expect $50k cars to be flying off the goddamn lot. Hey, when the fuck is somebody going to invent flying cars, anyway? All the movies said we'd have them by now. Then these useless dealers want to go back and forth with you on price. Did I walk into a fucking auction? Is this Craigslist? How the fuck do you negotiate the price of something that's brand fucking new? You can't negotiate the price of gas, DVDs, guns, beer, or a goddamn sandwich. What's with this negotiating shit in the auto industry!!?!? "Well, how much do you want to pay for it?" I'm buying a brand new car, not your fucking sister. Negotiating is for used items and labor, not a new product off a goddamn assembly line! Stop dicking people around, set the motherfucking price up front, and be done with it. Oh, and what's this bullshit requiring proof of insurance to even transfer the title of a vehicle? Last I checked, I didn't need insurance to have it towed home and put it on display in my fuckin yard. Maybe I just want to hang it from the ceiling like they do with the old cars at Quaker Steak and Lube! I only need insurance if I actually want to drive the motherfucker. Yet, they can't sell me this pile of steel if I can't provide proof of insurance on the spot? Fuck off. They want proof of insurance and all this shit from you, and they can give you plates, but they can't give you the motherfucking little sticker to go on the plates? Fuck sticking that paper to my back window. What's on those fucking things? Gorilla Glue!? The shit never comes off! They fuck you at the car dealer, ok? They fuck you at the car dealer. First they dazzle you with the newest model. Then they fuck you on options and extras. The insurance company gets to fuck you before you're even allowed to purchase the vehicle. Then when they're done fucking you, along comes the DMV and fucks you some more. $60 a year for a registration sticker the size of a fuckin postage stamp! | |
