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| Fucking Earth Defense Force 5 Review | 12/2/18 |
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I've played and completed every EDF game on multiple platforms/regions. As much as I love them, some things piss me off, especially KevinEDF asking for nerfs. Fuck off, idiot. Some of us play every mission 100s of times helping people and enjoy the faster, more powerful weapons. Some of us are still really pissed we can't unlock the Genocide Gun in 4.1 without modding. Some of us actually help other people instead of streaming in private rooms and whining about how we think the game should be all the time you inbred cunt! I wish there was an extra difficulty level that made ALL enemies mutant like Wing Diver the Shooter has. I love the sped up classes and level 100+ weapons in DLC. They should've given us DLC for the English release day one. What the fuck are you delaying it for!? DLC is supposed to be for the most hardcore players that finish the game right away and want more, NOT the fucking casuals that actually take 3 months to finish the main game! The DLC was literally built into the English release on both PS4 and Steam but the cunts waited to sell the unlocks. The devs are also racist cunts for always keeping the Japanese version of the game separate from the rest of the world on their own online servers. Add fucking language packs and stop doing a separate segregated release for the rest of the world. Xenophobic bastards. Other things that piss me off: --------------------------------------------- Scripted Missions --------------------------------------------- Why the fuck are you making us wait for NPCs, events etc? You know how many times we have to play each mission for 100%, especially online. Yet, there's no option to bypass this shit and just kill bugs!?!? --------------------------------------------- Retarius Webs Clipping Through Walls --------------------------------------------- Are you fucking kidding me? All these games later and this shit still happens? It's a cheap fucking way to die. --------------------------------------------- Weapon Upgrades --------------------------------------------- A neat idea, but horribly executed. I don't want my weapons locked behind multiple levels of RNG. If merely finding extra copies of the same weapons leveled it up, I wouldn't really complain, but having to be lucky enough to drop the weapon AND have the stat you need be higher level than your copy is fucking stupid. | |
