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| Fuck the Fucking Olympics | 8/21/16 |
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Yeah, I meant to write this sooner, but I'm lazy. Why is everyone so fucking obsessed with this Olympic shit? How is any of this shit considered sports??? Who comes up with those stupid events!? Badminton, sled racing, judging people based on how they dive into a fucking pool!?!? RACE-WALKING!?!?!? They might as well be doing potato sack races for fuck sake! How bout instead of all this stupid gymnastics and ice skating, we have pole dancing? At least that would be fuckin entertaining. Has about the same athletic value as those idiot gymnasts prancing and posing for no fuckin reason. Dodgeball should be an Olympic "sport." At least that's fuckin fun. Then these idiots do nothing but train all the time. They have no lives outside that shit. All in pursuit of a fucking hunk of metal. GET A LIFE! Hell, in the US, they apparently tax the athletes on the value of their medals! Of course, they’re not solid medals anyway. The gold medals probably aren’t even 10% gold. WTF is that shit? Everybody seems to think these bullshit “games” are so important though. I don’t get it. Then this most recent Olympics is being hosted in a complete shithole country with terrible sanitation, high crime rates, and mosquitoes with fucking Zika virus everywhere. How fucking stupid do you have to be to go there in the first place? You watch. We'll be seeing reports of people that were there being fucked up or having retarded kids because of Zika and expecting everyone's fucking sympathy (not to mention tax dollars for disability). | |
