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Valentine's Day is approaching once again, and it looks like I'll be spending yet another year alone. I'm certainly grateful for the one relationship I did have. Still, it was 2 months out of all these years. Sometimes I wish I was a regular idiot who could just work long hours, meet women, and find a wife. I'm different though. I hate normal society. I don't get out and meet others easily. I'm a shut in. Stupid people and stupid rules piss me off. Excessively busy people piss me off. Overly religious people piss me off. All I've ever really wanted was a good woman. I never dreamed of some bullshit special career. I look at the world a little differently. Maybe I'm an asshole, but I'm still a good guy. Am I really that picky? My ex was 200lbs and 5 years older than me, but she was gorgeous. Smokers are a bit of a turn off, especially with my health already being less than 100%. Anyone who looks like they have a membership with the piercing of the month club is also a definite turn off, along with anyone who can't go 5 minutes without talking about their deity. If you wake me up on Sunday morning, it better be for breakfast or sex. Either way, I expect to be eating something. It's extremely rare to find someone on a dating site that even interests me because most are "very serious" about their religion and church, working multiple jobs PLUS in college/grad school (excessively busy), health nuts, or sports fanatics. Plus, all the cute ones are from Pittsburgh! Fuck Pittsburgh! Fuck the sports teams, fuck the traffic, fuck the parking garages with low ceilings, and fuck that bitch from the National Weather Service in Pittsburgh who doesn't even know how to say "Pittsburgh!" WTF is so great about going to watch some stupid game played by assholes who make more in a year than you'll probably make in a lifetime, and probably freezing your ass off or roasting in the sun???? Do normal/boring women exist anymore? Why does everyone need multiple degrees and a goddamn Masters nowadays? Can you really find nothing better to do than spend half your goddamn life in school!? It's funny I seem to get along better with women older than me. My best friend and my ex are both 4-5 years older. My ex was a nurse. She worked 3 days a week (8-9 hours), made decent money, and had plenty of time to do whatever the fuck she wanted... like traveling, and riding me 3-4 times a day. lol I don't get it. Well, I sort of get it, but it's bullshit. When I was younger, I tried the college thing and worked a bit. At that age, money doesn't matter much. I was quiet and shy and never got out much. I'm not outgoing. When people talk to me, I talk. Otherwise, I don't really have shit to say. I went to a boring local college, worked a couple jobs, and got pissed off because I never met anyone. Anyone I did meet ended up a friend. Don't get me wrong, I have some awesome friends. The point is I'm terrible at meeting women and always will be. At this age, now money is an issue. I mean, I always have some cash, but I don't work. I don't have some lame ass 9-5 career that pays big bucks. I have neck and back problems from a car accident a while back. Hell, I had my appendix out in 2011 and they found a damn tumor in it. Which means, on top of my busy, exciting life, I also got to keep getting poked and scanned the past few years. Nothing's really come of it, besides getting more used to blood work. I also have gallstones now, so shit just keeps going downhill the older I get. I never got my own place because I didn't need one that bad. I couldn't meet anyone, so I'd just be sitting there alone playing video games. I can do that sitting here on the farm, and it's a hell of a lot cheaper. The internet access sucks, but Verizon swears FIOS is coming soon. I also have to put up with two assholes, one of which insists on treating me like I'm 16 forever, but I digress. I'm a nice guy. I'm honest, kind, and caring. I'm generally polite, but I don't censor myself. That should be pretty obvious. I'm not religious. I'm not registered to vote. I don't watch sports, but I like sports movies. I could watch those all day long. Fuck the real thing though. Did I mention I don't censor myself? I don't smoke, and I rarely drink. I guess I use enough 4 letter words to make up for not doing the other 2. | |
