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| Fuck PC Gamers | 9/23/14 |
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For a long time now, I've been pissed about the direction RPGs are going and that most MMORPGs are the same. All the developers have strayed away from classic turn based RPGs, because they're too slow. However, the battle mechanics in newer style RPGs are always complete shit. Ever try to play Oblivion? Why the fuck did everyone love that so much? I don't care how great the graphics were for its time or how deep the story was. The combat mechanics were complete fucking trash! Why can't we get an RPG/MMORPG with combat mechanics like Devil May Cry / Bayonetta / Onimusha? Because those wouldn't work on a keyboard and mouse! FUCK PC gamers! Fuck this slow paced, half assed, clunky battle style that almost every RPG and MMORPG is using. Yes, a mouse might be more accurate than a controller for shooters, but they're no substitute for a controller in a fast paced action game. That's why we can't speed up RPGs. The assholes won't make them with combat mechanics that are only good for controllers, and it's bullshit. Bungie tried to make Destiny sort of an FPS-MMO. They failed miserably, but at least the idiots tried something different. Destiny is shit, however, because they made all the same mistakes they made with Halo Reach (see my 343 blog). They arbitrarily cap the earnings (100 marks per week). They force co-op down everyone's throats. On consoles, that's especially stupid. Not everyone wants stuck with random teammates or wants to have a game they can't access half of without 6 friends online at the same time with hours to play. Fuck that. Third, they award idiots in PvP with exotic equipment for doing fuckall. p.s. Running around that tower trying to find this merchant and that merchant is fuckin stupid. Moreover, fuck the people who write trainers for PC games nowadays too. I'm not registering on your bullshit fucking site so you can get an extra hit for your ad revenue and spew adware/spyware/malware. Write a program that works without requiring registration, Java, or any other retarded shit to use. Why is that so goddamn complicated!? The save modding scene for console games is just as ridiculous. Oh, I have to be registered, like your post, AND give you thanks for posting a half assed little tool to edit money and fix the checksum? FUCK YOU! I started messing with games in the good old days when actual cheat devices on consoles were big (Game Genie, Gameshark, AR, Codebreaker). I made 1000s of codes along with fellow game enthusiasts. I know a guy that made Mario walk on water. Nobody had to jump through hoops to access our fucking mods! | |
