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| Fuck Restaurants - Part 2 | 9/6/14 |
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More restaurant gripes today. Why is it near impossible to get a meatball sub with normal puree sauce instead of that marinara chunk bullshit!? It's not a fucking taco. I swear bacon is never actually cooked when they put it on sandwiches either. Are there any sub shops for people that do NOT want health food? Fuck Subway. Fuck Jimmy John's too. How the fuck do they stay in business offering only ONE goddamn kind of cheese on subs!? Fuck your fucking Provolone! Why does everyone try to put cherries on sundaes? What percentage of people actually like cherries? Fuck your decoration. Give me my sundae without that red thing. Also, why the hell don't more places have awesome whipped cream like Outback Steakhouse? It's kind of odd that a steakhouse has better whipped cream for their desserts than a goddamn custard stand. Don't you think? I've also noticed that it's extremely rare to find a cook that can do over medium eggs properly. Why is it so goddamn hard to give me eggs that aren't runny or fucking burnt? They rush the damn things, and people don't complain enough to get it done right. Then they drown your fucking toast in butter. I like butter as much as the next guy, but I'd like some goddamn toast with it. Who the hell wants soggy toast? Back on the steak joints... I find it funny that a place like Texas Roadhouse has cheap, local diner silverware that hurts my hand. Outback has nice thick silverware. Too bad they can't cook for shit anymore. I really miss Outback bread. It's been down hill ever since they started that wood fire grill shit though. They apparently don't know how to cook chicken the old way. Who's dumbass idea was it to default the chicken to the wood fire grill, anyway? All it does is dry it the fuck out! Then they don't put any seasoning on anymore even when you say you want it the old way. They used to practically batter that shit in the seasoning, and it was always nice and moist. It melted in my mouth, and I never needed a knife to cut it. Now I hurt my fuckin hand if I try to eat it with just a fork. Another thing I can totally do without: hard chairs with ass imprints. Why the fuck do they make these chairs with this stupid outline for you ass? Do they serve a lot of retards that don't know which way to sit on the fucking seat or something??? It sure as shit doesn't make the chairs more comfortable. A hard wood fucking chair is a hard wood fucking chair, assholes. | |
