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| Ranting & Raving |
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| Fuck Christmas | 12/25/13 |
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Fuck holidays. Fuck decorations. Fuck mistletoe and candy canes. Fuck Santa and the elves. Fuck the religious assholes that stole the Pagan celebration of solstice and made it some bullshit religious holiday full of gift giving and family shit. Fuck Hanukkah and the idiots who came up with that too. Fuck Rudolph and Frosty. Roast both those motherfuckers. Fuck turkey and the idiots who thought having it two holidays in a row was smart. We had pulled pork, assholes. Fuck New Years and fuck all the stores that close for it. Fuck the fucking football game on New Years too. Fuck New Years resolutions and the idiots who always feel the need to make them but never keep them anyway. Fuck holiday movies, chestnuts, and fires. Fuck snow, and the idiots who are afraid to drive in it. Fuck fake trees and those teeny tiny little lights. What the fuck happened to real Xmas lights? The ones with bulbs in them the size of a fucking night light! Yes, I'm a bitter, lonely son of a bitch. I can't stand my life. I can't find a way to change. I'm just stuck here playing Halo. Bah fucking humbug. | |
