Ranting & Raving


Handhelds Suck Donkey Balls 3/18/02

     What is it with people and these stupid handheld systems? They're nothing but a waste of money, and Nintenblo is dominating the market for some insane reason. How can people be so dumb as to pay for repolished versions of the same games they bought for NES/SNES 10 years ago!? Especially when you can play them on your computer for free, but that's beside the point. lol

In all fairness, Sega Game Gear was dumb too, but Sega Nomad was a good handheld. Why? Because the Nomad played actual Sega Genesis Cartridges. Yes, a portable way to play the same kick ass Genesis games you play at home. How old is the Nomad? I dunno, but it took Nintenblo years to make a handheld that could play SNES games. But did they make it take the actual SNES cartridges? Nooooo. They wanna rip everyone off and make them buy the same games again at $40 or more each. They could've easily made a handheld that plays N64 games (the actual cartridges), but they won't. Sony should release a PS1 in the form of a laptop computer or similar. Imagine playing FF7 on a long road trip. You could be on a bus from N.Y. to Vegas and not finish that game til you're on your way home. LMAO

So why do people like GBA so much? It's stupid. "Yeah, lemme go play Super Mario World on a 5 inch screen." Piss on that. This is the 21st century. We should be able to play kick ass console games on the road and not have these seperate systems. I mean wtf? Those GC discs look like they were made for a damn handheld anyway. Sega had the right idea, but Nintenblo is too money hungry go with it.


by: Viper


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