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| I Don't Discriminate. I Hate Everybody (Updated 12/21/09) | 4/2/08 |
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Who came up with this "Caucasian" shit? We're fucking WHITE. Half these redneck, cracker motherfuckers probably can't even spell "Caucasian." There's no point to it. And just for the record, "African American" is too many fucking syllables. There's nothing wrong with "Black." Now why are we catering to the fucking illegal aliens and immigrants so goddamn much? I'm tired of going to the store only to see everything in both English and Spanish. This is America. We speak English (and Ebonics, in some cases). If you can't read our language, go climb back over the fuckin fence into your own goddamn country. These automated answering systems need to change too. They suck bad enough without having to "Press 1 for English." Ever seen these fat fucks in buffet restaurants? They ought to have a couple posts in the doorway with a sign: "If you can't walk between these posts, take your fat ass to the gym. We won't allow families to starve so you can add a 3rd chin or 4th ass." Why must places like Walmart hire so many retards and cripples? Go collect disability like everybody else. People don't like seeing some pimply-faced goofball that walks like a drunk chimp on acid trying to push carts and greet people. Ever watch game shows? I hate those fuckin people too. These idiots, women especially, get to be on TV and act like complete fucking psychos. They scream at the top of their fucking lungs, jump around like kindergartners on a sugar high, and try to rape the host when they get near him. Calm the fuck down! Nobody wants to see you make an ass of yourself or go deaf listening to you shriek. Know what else pisses me off? Velma on Scooby-Doo. Every time she drops her glasses she's so blind she can't even find them. It's absurd. Glasses improve one's sight. They don't cure blindness! Get fuckin real. She should be able to find the damn things perfectly fine. Here's an idea for future Scooby movies: get the bitch some contacts! The asshole that owns MySpace. He automatically adds himself to your friends list and activity stream. I haven't seen a way to remove the son of a bitch from the activity stream. Fuck Tom Anderson. I don't give a flying fuck what he adds to is profile. I don't need a fucking announcement about it. Idiots that stand outside the studio during the dumbass morning shows. What's the big fuckin deal about the Early Show, Today Show, etc? It's a lame ass morning show. Why do these morons stand outside there all year round? I don't get it. Why is it that the abbreviation for police department is always straight forward, but fire departments are backwards? NYPD is New York Police department, but the fire department is FDNY. Are all firefighters dyslexic or something? Smoking in restaurants is banned in some states now. Why the fuck don't they divide restaurants into quiet and noisy sections now? You know. One section for the adults that want to have a quiet dinner, and another section for the assholes that bring in little kids. | |
