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| Amusement Parks - Not That Bloody Amusing If You Ask Me | 3/24/08 |
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What the fuck is up with amusement parks? You pay $30+ to get in, and wait 4 hours to get on each ride. This means you're basically spending $30-$50 to ride like 3 fucking rides the whole day. Well, worth the price of admission, eh? *roll eyes* And what is this I-X Indoor Amusement Park shit? They keep advertising it on tv, and they say it's only there for a limited amount of time. It's indoors, why not run it all year round, you fuckin idiots! Ever ride bumper cars? Don't you wish they had an adult version of that with more fucking power? Hell Yeah! Repeatedly smashing into some crackhead at 20 mile an hour would be a great way to relieve some fuckin tension. Probably give the poor kid whiplash, but hey, that's not our problem. Better yet, let's put those cocksuckers from the carnival games in these fast carts and beat the shit out of them. Ever walk by the carnival games somewhere? Those fuckin people won't leave you alone. By the time you walk from one end of the place to the other, you have a goddamn migraine from these idiots hounding you to throw darts at fuckin balloons. Here's an easy way to shut them up. Take the free dart they usually offer and throw it right at the annoying prick! Another annoying thing is the food vendors at fairs/parks. These assholes line up for miles and sell the same shit as the stand beside them. What the shit!? Why are there 50 stands that all sell the same exact thing? I was at one fair where there were actually 4 separate stands for Quaker Steak & Wings within a 100 yards or so of each other. Goddamn! | |
