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| No News Would Be Good News (Updated 4/13/08) | 1/25/08 |
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I don't even know where to begin here. The news is such bullshit it's unreal. Why is it on 12 times a day? Isn't 12, 6, and 11 good enough? What the fuck is with this 5pm and 10pm news shit? If you can't catch see it at 12, 6, or 11 then get online or buy a fuckin newspaper. While I'm on the subject of papers: After 100s of years of printed publications, why the hell do they still use the same shitty paper and ink!? The idea of printing something sort of implies that the ink should stay on the fucking paper! What is that shit? You read the paper for 5 minutes and your hands look like the inside of an engine block! Another thing I don't get is high school sports. What does the Redneck High fucking chess team winning have to do with local news? That kind of shit is fine for filling space in the paper ever day, but it doesn't belong on TV. That's like half the program at 11. What idiot thought 45 minutes was the right length for a news show? It should be a half hour and the Tonight Show should get the whole hour it deserves. They also need to quit repeating the same shit all fucking week, and quit with the pointless war info. Most of us don't give a shit what some jarhead's family is doing without him, that he got to come home either upright or in a box, etc. Let the people cry in private instead of on the fucking TV. Shut the fuck up about celebrity deaths too. I hate Anna Nicole Smith now because that shit was on the news every day for months. I don't give a shit what happened. It's not news worthy enough to keep showing all the goddamn time. Let it go. Right now it's all about the politics. Am I the only one that hates this shit? Every day is the same thing. They're either showing 1 asshole whining that their opponent lied, or their wasting time predicting shit. How bout predicting how many people don't give a fuck? Why must they go on about who's ahead or who MIGHT win this state or that caucus? For that matter, what idiot came up with the word "caucus?" It doesn't make much sense to me. The term was probably invented by the same asshole that came up with "caucasian." Who the hell uses that one? We're WHITE! Why take something simple and complicate it? Plenty of white folk probably can't even spell "caucasian." There was actually a dog makeover segment on the news yesterday. What the fucking hell!? How the blue fuck does that shit have any business on the news? Those lame cooking segments need to go too. Fuck Wolfgang Puck and all the other tv cooks. Does anyone actually eat the shit these people cook? | |
