Ranting & Raving


Door To Door Dickheads 4/27/07

What is it with these stupid companies like Avon having people just go around selling their shit? SEND IT TO WALMART, ASSHOLES! I've never seen the point of these bullshit home businesses based on selling some big company's shit for them. What's the fucking point? We used to know some people that sold products from Amway(?). Talk about garbage. Know why people sell this stuff? Because it's so shitty, not even Walmart will carry it! Why do people think they're doing something so great by selling Avon, or Amway, or whatever. Fuck off.

And what is it with Girl Scouts? I don't want cookies once a year or whenever the hell the little brats come around selling them. I want them whenever I fucking crave them! Why doesn't Walmart or some place carry them? If the bitches actually wanted to make some money, they'd market the shit properly.


by: Viper


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