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| Roads, Construction, & Cocksucking Idiots That Don't Know How To Drive (Updated 1/09/10) | 7/31/05 |
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Who the fuck came up with the system of naming roads? Every road has a name and number. WHY? You're on 224, and in one area it's called "State Street", but in another area it's called "Boardman-Poland Road." Did I make a turn somewhere without realizing it? It's still the same fucking road, why should the name change!?! It's bloody confusing! Then there's times you're on 1 road number, and it just becomes another one like that. Then you see a sign to turn left or right to get onto the road you thought you were already on. What the fuck? It's like a goddamn maze to stay on a specific road. It should be a simple, straight-forward design for fuck sakes. Oh, and why the hell are there so many dead end streets!? Why are there still so many 1-way ones for that matter? Those piss me off. The sad thing is almost every 1-way street I've seen would be wide enough for people to drive both ways on if it weren't for parked fucking cars. I don't get it. Then there's the bullshit road construction everywhere and reduced speed limit aka "TEH FUCKING SPEED TRAP!" What really sucks here is this one part of route 60 going both directions is cut to 1 lane again. This is interesting because it was like this all last summer while they resurfaced it. Now it's fine, but they're tearing it up again... BECAUSE THEY FORGOT TO PUT IN FUCKING DRAINS OR SOMETHING! And why don't these state assholes ever work real hours? They only work out there like half the day. You're not at the post office for christ sakes. Stay out there the whole time it's light outside and get the fucking job done! They should run 2 shifts to have guys out there all day long and minimize the time that traffic is fucked, but nooooooooooo. Let's see, what other great shit did they do... Well, they tore up the cement divider that goes down the middle of the bridge here on 208 and tore out the cement triangles where the stop signs for the ramps are. Then they put in new ones! Why bother!? It's waste of goddamn money. I think people can see a yellow line down the middle of the road just fucking fine without an annoying little cement divider, and the stop signs could be on the edge of each ramp, where they should be. Goddamn these people are morons. Plus, that having your lights on in construction zones thing is bullshit. I ended up with a dead battery the other day cause I forgot to turn the fucking things off. Gee, I guess I'm not used to having to turn off my lights in the middle of the motherfucking day!! Of course, we can't forget the idiots that don't know how to drive. Like the dickheads that go 35 in 45 zones where you're used to going 55. Find an opening to pass those idiots ASAP and don't forget to flip them off as you go screeching by! You also have those lovely people that either leave their turn signal on forever or don't use the fucking thing at all. You're waiting to pull out of somewhere and some asshole comes crawling up toward you, so you wait for him to go by but he ends up turning with no signal! Give those kind of people the double bird, Stone Cold style. A friend of ours was here today telling us he'd like to do something about the people that ride around and hit mailboxes for fun. He said he'd like to rig up a pink mailbox to a tree or something, so when someone smacks the mailbox the tree falls on their car. Let them explain that one to their parents when they bring the car home half crushed. hehehe There's this part of Main St in Hubbard that really pisses me off. It's 2 lanes each direction. Cool, right? Not when there are cars parked on the side of the road completely blocking the right fucking lane! It's a No Parking zone, dickheads! Obviously, this is another group of degenerates that either don't know how to read or are just born assholes. Whatever the case, they deserve to have their cars impounded and crushed. Just once I'd like drive a junk car down Main St, stay in the right lane, and smash straight the fuck into the first parked car that's blocking the road; just to make a point. Why the hell don't the cops do anything about it? Like the old saying goes, "there's never a cop when you need one." They apparently don't care about parking violations, but you go 6 miles over the speed limit and they're all over your ass. Ever notice that parking lots keep getting designed worse and worse? You pull into Walmart, and you think you got dropped in a fucking rat maze! All these stupid little cement oval things with trees and shrubs in them, 1-way isles, and stop signs everywhere; plus special parking spaces for the crippled, pregnant, old, homosexual, homicidal, and just plain fucked. Then there are those stupid cement blocks or posts between the parking spaces. I know I'm not the only one that likes to drive straight through a set of empty spaces so I don't have to back out later. Angled parking spaces piss me off too. I don't care though. I'll drive the wrong way down a 1-way isle to back into a space. Fuck them. That's how I like to park. By the way, why do they waste all that extra money on the landscaping? No one gives a shit about decoration. We care about the goddamn prices! I never understood how cops can write you a ticket for parking in a handicap space without a permit or rolling a stop sign in a typical store parking lot. It's not a fucking highway or federal land. It's PRIVATE property, owned by a company! In my opinion, they have no jurisdiction to bust you for traffic violations on private property. If I park in my neighbor's yard, can a cop write me a ticket and make me pay a fine? I don't think so. A property owner would probably have the right to have you forcefully removed and/or charged with trespassing or something, but that's it. Also, what the fuck is the deal with the roads in the winter time. After all these years, can they still not find a way to keep the fucking things clear!? Why is it like a completely new thing to everyone every goddamn year? They'll be showing people sliding down the roads on the news like it's a fuckin circus act, and saying this highway or that highway is closed. What the fuck? That's bullshit. Hell, that's elephant shit. It's the 21st century. Can we not find some way to keep the motherfucking roads clear!?!? The airports are just as bad, not that I'd bother with those assholes ever since they started hyping security and confiscating nail clippers. Always delaying/canceling flights because of snow, always losing luggage. Why do people bother? | |
