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White Teeth For White Assholes

4/16/05

If I hear my mother bitching about my teeth one more time, I might look into painting them black somehow just to make a fucking point. I don't care if my teeth are yellow. I don't drink coffee, so I definitely had to work for that nice pissy color, FYI. I hate how everyone is so obsessed with white teeth these days. Be happy you have teeth, and shut the fuck up before I knock them out. GODDAMN! Don't be overly concerned with brushing your teeth either. If they were meant to last forever, they wouldn't rot in the first place. If I live long enough that my teeth get too fucked up, I'll get steel ones like Jaws on "Moonraker." Mwahahaha

by: Viper

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