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| Miyomoto Eats Turds! (Updated 3/24/08) | 4/10/02 |
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Where to start.... Well, first off, anyone who can't handle anti-Cube talk can basically kiss my ass. Anyway, Why the hell do the japs get all the good games months before we do!? And they get good games that we never end up getting, like FFX International. "international" my big fucking toe. I don't remember seeing that game for sale at Wal-mart, do you? Guess what: It's even in English! It has an English audio (and subtitle) option, but it's not available for U.S. consoles. How the shit is that "international?" Let's see, Nintendo probably has a bunch of 10 year olds making their Cube games and paying them a dollar a day. I think they should use that buck to dial 10-10-220 and call some real programmers (preferably adults!). I'd say that explains why the system and controllers are so small. They probably had a hard time playing Xbox (and/or lifting it) over there. Mario used to burn Bowser's ass with fireballs. Now he cleans up his shit or something with a water gun, and Luigi sucks up ghosts with a goddamn vacuum. WHAT THE FUCK happened to real games!? Aside from Nintenblo, Sony also pisses me off in the jap aspect of things. They already have Onimusha 2 over in Japan (release 3/7/02), however, we won't get it until August (8/27/02). How the fuck is that fair? At least we have Microsoft. I was happy when I heard that the Xbox launched here first. Then I laughed my ass off when I heard that the japs didn't get Halo as a launch title. I hope MS continues to screw the japs in return for all the years we've gotten screwed by them. FYI, I'm not an Xbox worshipper... I really enjoy PS2 games too, but I don't enjoy waiting months for them while the shiteaters are playing the goddamn things already! Here's an idea: release the games to all countries at the same fucking time or don't bother. | |
