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| How the Fuck Does Anyone Get a Date These Days!? (Updated 1/31/10)
| 10/14/09
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I've always been a quiet guy; kind of a nerd. I'm not into the bar scene; I don't drink. Hell, I'm like the guys on American Pie, etc. I couldn't get laid if my life depended on it. I'll be 28 soon, and I've never been on a goddamn date. How pathetic is that? It's bugging the shit out of me, but I don't know what to do. I tried match.com. I've had no luck on there either so far. Half the profiles are girls that haven't signed in for months anyway. Even when I come across a girl that appeals to me and has actually signed in recently, I get no response to my email. It's not very often I find someone worth emailing either, since the cute ones are too fucking far away or they're like 23 with 4 kids. Basically, I'm fucked. So what's a guy like me to do? I'm tired of being the smart guy with shit for social skills. These dating sites are such a total rip off it's unbelievable though. They want to charge for a few simple features like email and private messaging, that there are literally thousands of other ways to do for free online. Plenty of social networks sites are completely free with a shitload more features. I think the only people who continue to tolerate this shit are the ones that barely know how to operate the computer in the first place and just don't know any better. I won't waste my money again. That's for sure.
Hate to say it, but girls would probably only piss me off anyway. The younger ones are all busy cause they're going to college while working 1 or 2 jobs etc, and the older ones wouldn't want anything to do with a bum like me. I remember one time some guy I was shooting pool with introduced me to his girlfriend's sister. We talked for a few minutes, and she was paying more attention to her goddamn cell phone than she was to me. Everywhere I go, I look at women and they're too busy talking or texting to even notice me.
"All a man needs in this life is someone to love. If you can't give him that, give him something to hope for. If you can't give him that... give him something to do. " I'm tired of just looking for something to do.
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